The “Not Weird Al” Page

Resurrecting this page from the Internet Archive for easier access (not everyone knows how to find the Wayback Machine, or that it even exists.)

This list of songs wrongly attributed to Weird Al Yankovic was written and maintained by Charles Ulrich and went offline on November 21, 2010. It is presented here as last seen, with one small edit for “Cat’s in the Kettle,” which is the original reason I fell down this rabbit hole. The original copyright statement has been preserved.

Songs Not Written by Weird Al Yankovic

artist confirmed | artist unconfirmed | artist unknown 12 Pains of Christmas Bob Rivers 50 Ways to Get Bin Laden Dean and Rog All I’m Gonna Do Paul Shanklin American Pie (Bill Clinton version)   Another Brick in the Wall (Newt Gingrich)   Answering Machine (Friends parody)   A Salute to Breasts   A**hole Son Bob Rivers Baby Got Jack MC Sampler & White Honkey Baby Got No Back   Back That A** Up South Park, Big Gay Al Ball Star Johnny Crass Barney’s on Fire None of the Above Beer Polka   Bi Bi Bi   Bimbo Number 5 The Morning Show @ Z100 Portland Bomb Iraq Capitol Steps Bong Song   Born in East L.A. Cheech Marin Burning Down the Church Bob Rivers Cat’s in the Kettle Manic Larry Baker (originally performed for American Comedy Network by Bob Rivers Chewbacca, What a Wookie Supernova Combo Number 5 David Brody @ Z100FM New York Cows With Guns Dana Lyons Darth Maul   Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep) Bob Rivers Don’t Shoot Mr. Postman Bob Rivers Don’t Touch That Laszlo & Gary Elmo’s Got a Gun Tommy And Rumble Eskimo Corky and the Juice Pigs Freeballin’ Bob Rivers F*** the Macarena MC Rage Furby Prank Call   Gettin’ Sticky With It   Gilligan’s Titanic Island   Gonorrhea (Macarena Parody)   Goin Huntin The Arrogant Worms Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck Da Yoopers Heart Attack #5 John Mammoser Hello, I Love You (Let’s get Tested for AIDS) Bob Rivers Hooker on the Corner   I Did it All for the Wookie   If You Want To Be My Intern   In A Gadda Da Vida Polka Scott Chapin In A Gadda Da Vida Polka * Loose Bruce Kerr Internet Sandman Johnny Crass I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog *   Isle of Survivor My Hairy Brother Istanbul (Not Constantinople) They Might Be Giants I Wanna be a Stormtrooper The Anarchy Steering Committee Kill the Wabbit Ozzy Fudd (Mark McCollum) Killing My Software   Last Vote for Al Gore Robomusic Late Night With Letterman Robomusic Let’s Go Smoke Some Pot Dash Rip Rock Livin’ La Vida Homo R.J. from the Fishheads Livin’ La Vida Yoda* Todd Downing Make my Boobies One More Size David Brody @ Z100FM New York McDonald’s Girl The Blenders (Cover) Men in Brown   Microsoft! (Bloatware) David Pogue Microsoft Christmas   Minimum Wage Bob Rivers Mo Booty Mo Problems   My DNA   My Fart Will Go On   My Girlfriend Died Tom Green My Girlfriend is Inflatable John Mammoser My Name is… Darth Vader   Nine Coronas John Mammoser Nine Inch Claws None of the Above No Hoochies   Oops I Farted Again * Bob Rivers Oops I’m Pregnant Again   Oops I S*** in my Pants   Osama bin Laden Dead or Alive   Parody of Another Brick in the Wall   Pet Names for Genitalia Tom Green Please Don’t Wear That Thong   Rice, Rice, Baby Gary Thomas & Mark Jonathan Davis Saddam Hussein (Chumbawumba parody)   Secret Asian Man Da Vinci’s Notebook She Gotta Pee   SmokaBowla TechnoHippies Stan   Star Trek Rhapsody Hillman Morning Show Star Trekkin’ The Firm Star Wars Cantina Mark Jonathan Davis Star Wars Gangsta Rap Bentframe Star Wars (disco medley) Meco Monardo Thank God I’m a Pubic Hair John Valby The AOL Song Bob Rivers The Beer Song Trey Parker & Matt Stone The Bill Gates Song   The Devil Went Down to Jamaica David Allen Coe The Devil Went Down to Jamaica Travis Meyer The Friends Song Parody   The Microsoft Empire Strikes Back   The Real Slim Santa Kevin & Bean @ 106.7 KROQ Los Angeles The Taliban Can   Thong Song   Three Inch Tool Bob Rivers Toast * Heywood Banks Ugly Girl   Ukrainian Woman   Uncle F***er The South Park Movie Soundtrack Vagina* Pig Vomit What if God Smoked Cannabis Bob Rivers Walk with an Erection* J.B.O. Walking ‘Round in Women’s Underwear Bob Rivers WarCraft Rap Quency Weenie in a Bottle Hawaiian Ryan Which Backstreet Boy is Gay The Morning Show @ Z100 Portland Who Let the Cows Out The Waking Crew @ KYGO 98.5 Denver Who Wants a Recount? Shamus and Brad @ KFTZ 103.3 Blackfoot Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up* Emily Ellis @ KLUC 98.5 Las Vegas Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up* (Male Vocalist) With Legs Wide Open   Windows 95 Sucks Bob Rivers Wonderbra Bob Ricci Wrong Foot Amputated Bob Rivers Y.O.D.A. The Great Luke Ski Yoda Sunscreen Mix 99.9FM Toronto You’re a Porn Star (Parody of All-Star)   Zelda* The Rabbit Joint

Footnotes:

In A Gadda Da Vida Polka:

Susan Carter tells me that the In A Gadda Da Vida Polka
performed by Scott Chapin is not the same as the one floating around the net.
If you want to be sure, you can download Scott Chapin’s version (linked above)
for free and compare it to what you have on your hard drive. UPDATE:
Susan appeared to be quite right. You see, Ellen Koenig alerted me
that the polka in question that has been floating around is by none other than
Loose Bruce Kerr, who apparently had (or maybe still has) an informal
working relationship with Dr. Demento and Weird Al. Another
mystery solved! This one is
reportedly the one being swapped around on the file sharing networks. It
features the artist playing an accordian solo while singing to the tune.
UPDATE: Steve also adds: Here’s how to determine which is
which. Scott Chapin’s (from the CD “Poseur of Polka”) is a direct
cover, with same melody and some parody lyrics. Bruce Kerr’s is a
parody of Livin’ La Vida Loca.

I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog

Many folks have written in to say that this song was performed by Adam
Sandler. Unfortunately, those folks are mistaken. I did at one point
have him listed as the artist of the song, and shortly after I received
a flood of emails from Sandler fans telling me that it was all a lie.
So far, there is not a shred of evidence that can link Sandler to this
song, and as such, it shall remain artistless for the time being.

Livin’ La Vida Yoda:

Jay Ward noted that there are two versions of this song. One version
is by Jimmy Fallon from a Saturday Night Live episode and the other,
reportedly more popular, version by Todd Downing. This
page has some unofficial lyrics for the interested.

Oops I Farted Again:

There was, for a significant amount of time, some confusion as to who
wrote this. Some people said Bob Rivers,
others said the artists at Zthing.com
were the ones who created it. But now the truth shall be known! Patty
Brown reports that the Bob Rivers version of the song is the same as that
used in the Zthing.com shockwave animation.

Vagina:

I’ve been receiving conflicting reports on the actual authors for this song.
I first attributed it to The Longpigs, who have their discography online.
Then, I get an email from Bastiaan Huisman who tells me that it’s
not, in fact, by The Longpigs, The Bloodhound Gang, or
Monty Python. (Being that they have a Penis Song, but not a
Vagina Song.) Justin Petrosek wrote in recently to let me know
that this song is probably Three Point One Four by The Bloodhound
Gang because the song itself deals extensively with vaginas, but the song
title does not reflect so. If anyone has more evidence regarding this, please
send it on in. UPDATE: Adrian Mettler wrote with proof
saying that the version of the song he has is NOT by The Bloodhound Gang.
I’m listing this song as Artist Unknown until there some real proof on this one.
UPDATE: I received another email today, (which I accidently
deleted, sorry!) suggesting it may be by NOFX but I checked and that is
not the case either. UPDATE: YES! YES! YES! Confirmation at last!
Seth Christenfeld wrote in to say that he had to endure multiple playings
of this song by his camp-mates and even provided actual proof of THE REAL
ARTISTS OF THIS SONG, Pig Vomit. What a cozy name!

Toast:

Toast was a skit done live on the Bob & Tom national morning show. Although the artist / musician / clinically
insane guy behind the microphone sure sounds a lot like Al, it is not.
MP3 sharees often label this as an “extremely rare” Al recording. Well, I
guess it would be rather rare if he never performed it. Only recently was
Al a guest on the Bob & Tom show, but it was a satellite interview and he
performed no songs. The actual artist of this tune is Heywood Banks, a funny guy in his own
right.

Walk With an Erection

There has always been a certain amount of controversy surrounding this song. I would
get loads of emails claiming that WWAE was by The Swinging Erudites, but the
evidence just kept pointing to J.B.O. Finally, the German Amazon.de
proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that J.B.O. did the song because it had a sound clip
of WWAE, which appeared on their Explizite Lyrik album and this clip matched up
perfectly with the one that’s being shared under Al’s name. And so I thought the
mystery was solved until
Greg Urbaitis, member of The Swinging Erudites emailed me. He argued, of course,
that the Swinging E’s were the ones who did the song, and I wanted to be
well-armed for my rebuttal, so I dug a little deeper into the history of the song until
I ran across a web page that stated that the Swinging Erudites were the ones who
originally wrote and performed the song, which was then covered by Carson Sage,
which was in turn covered (and presumably translated) by J.B.O., making the
version appearing on this page a cover of a cover. Case closed. I hope.

Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up:

Previously I had Christina Aguilera attributed to this one. I had her name
in mind as the artist of this song not only due to the many erroneous song
listings, but from at least one overheard conversation as well.
Jeremy set me straight: “The female version of Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up
was recorded by Emily Ellis for KLUC 98.5FM, Las Vegas, NV. The
intent was to make people think it was Christina Aguilera
singing, and apparently it worked.” Perhaps someone should start a
Not-Christina Page?

Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up (Male Vocalist):

I’ve been getting reports that there is definitely a version of this sung by a
male vocalist being traded under Weird Al’s name. I see that it’s also attributed to
Cletus T. Judd, but I can not yet find any solid evidence that he’s the true
artist.. UPDATE: Hmm. Nope, I was wrong. There are apparently *two*
(at least) entirely different versions of this song by a male vocalist. Fun, fun,
and more fun.

Zelda:

As cleverly shown in the Not-Al cross reference table below, this song is
often mistitled as The Legend of Zelda or Zelda Nintendo Theme.
It is neither of those, nor was it ever performed by System of a
Down. You might say the guy in the song sounds like the lead vocalist from
SoaD, but personally I don’t see the resemblence except that they both like to
scream a lot. UPDATE: This song is performed by The Rabbit
Joint. Case closed, it seems.

Song Title Cross References:

This list is a cross-reference for song titles that aren’t the actual title
for Weird Al songs. The column on the left shows the unofficial (wrong) name
and the one on the right is the reference to the actual (right) song title.

Al Songs Wrong Title Right Title Achy Breaky Heart Achy Breaky Song Anakin Guy The Saga Begins Batman Returns Cavity Search Bohemian Rap City Bohemian Polka Constipated A Complicated Song I’m Fat Fat Jedi Knight The Saga Begins Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Headline News Numb Me, Drill Me, Floss Me, Bill Me Cavity Search Offspring Rendition Pretty Fly for a Rabbi The Jedi Song The Saga Begins There’s Something Weird in the Fridge Today Livin’ in the Fridge Yabba Dabba Doo Bedrock Anthem

This list is a cross-reference of incorrect and correct titles for songs
not written by Al. The column on the left shows the unofficial (wrong)
name and the one on the right is the reference to the actual (right) song
title. To see the artists of these songs, look up the correct title
above in The List.

Not Al Songs Wrong Title Right Title All I Wanna Do (Bill Clinton) All I’m Gonna Do I Like Small Butts Baby Got Jack Bitchney Spears Make My Boobies One More Size Hooker in a Bottle Hooker on the Corner Let’s Bomb Iraq Bomb Iraq I Like Big Butts Baby Got Jack I Hate Big Butts Baby Got Jack I’m the Only Gay Eskimo Eskimo Metallica Against Napster Internet Sandman Napster Land Internet Sandman Star Wars Disco Star Wars: Title Theme (Disco Medly) Survivor Parody Isle of Survivor The Legend of Zelda Zelda The Vagina Song Vagina Zelda Nintendo Theme Zelda

Page design, content ©2002-2005 Charles Ulrich. All song titles are copyrighted by their respective holders.

The Old Wolf has spoken, with gratitude to Charles Ulrich.